Rich, famous and successful people are inconsiderate jerks. Take Mother Theresa for example. Which goes to show, if you want to be somebody, you’re going to have to be rude and selfish.
And it makes sense. If you’re nice and polite to the bank teller, she’s not going to give you bags full of cash–no matter if you’re still pointing your gun at her.
And who’s Hollywood’s bigest star? Well, Pauly Shore, of course. I know what you’re thinking–”Pauly is such a cool cat, today’s Cary Grant, how could he be considered a jerk?” Well, how do you explain the enhanced intorrogation techniques that were Biodome, Son In Law and Jury Duty? Without those crimes against humanity, Pauly Shore would not be the cinematic icon he is today.
Which brings me to the crux of this dribble of a post–yes, there is a point…blunt and dull, but a point nonetheless–you have to ask yourself a question: do you want to be an ordinary person, or do you want to be a Pauly Shore?
Since your answer was undoubtedly that you wanted to be a Pauly, then what are you willing to do about it? Are you willing to force-feed rice to little children like Mother Theresa did? Are you willing to cause traffic delays like Princess Diana? Are you willing to spend 27 years trying to live rent-free like Nelson Mandela? All horrible acts, but they forged the greatness inside those mean, selfish people.
So rise up to the challenge. I believe in you. You too can be as great and successful as Pauly Shore. Go do something horrible today–greatness is waiting and the world will thank you for it later.
